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Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm, it would be just water

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1. Daughter: Dad, can I eat breakfast?

As part of this subreddit, I can't believe she asked me that

2. What do you get hanging from banana trees?

Sore arms.

3. If anyone knows anybody who can repair hinges

My door is always open.

4. What is the best kind of plant?

Bezos faceplant.

5. Someone stole my antidepressants.

Whoever they are, I hope they’re happy

6. What is a notaries favorite type of seating?

Assigned seats. Pretty sure that this is the first time I have heard this in the wild.

7. What did the doctor prescribe the Greek guy to help with his snake problem?

Antihisstamines

8. It was the day before my wife’s second Cesarean. We knew it was going to be another boy.

Guess which song from “Annie” I queued up to play on her alarm?

9. an egyptian pharaoh made headlines last week

his name was nu'us aht tehn

10. What do you call a bunch of cows...

In French maid outfits? A Sweep-steaks!

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